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Funny Parent T-Shirt — “If Cussing In Front Of My Kid Makes Me A Bad Parent… Then Shit”

Funny Parent T-Shirt — “If Cussing In Front Of My Kid Makes Me A Bad Parent… Then Shit”

Regular price $28.99 USD
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Color
Size
Quantity
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings a lived-in, comfortable feel right out of the box. The back features bold, humorous text that reads like a candid line from everyday parenting — a little irreverent, honest, and laugh-out-loud relatable. Wear it on school runs, stroller meetups, or lazy weekends at home when you want something soft, sturdy, and unapologetically real. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a cozy, broken-in texture that softens with every wash, while the clean front keeps the look low-key until you turn around and share the joke.

This shirt settles into family life easily. Pair it with worn-in jeans and sneakers for errands, layer it under a flannel for cool mornings, or keep it for evenings when the kids are finally asleep and you can trade polite conversation for blunt honesty. It speaks the language of parents who prize comfort, durability, and a good dose of dark humor — a quiet wardrobe staple that also starts a conversation.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with soft, broken-in feel

- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk construction

- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Made just for you! Because this item is made to order, all sales are final unless your item arrives damaged or incorrect.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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